(via :deviconfensterseifer: , here it is: [link])

1. How would Bruce Campbell insult Jesus?

"C'mon you girly zombie-saviour son of a taint, let's do this!"

2. What was your first impression of Jesus?

A nice headbanger dude.

3. Have you ever been in DrMcNinja's house?

Nope, only in his office. Judy is quite blunt, but always prestative.

4. Describe Dreamworks in five words.

I hate 3D animals movies.

5. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Luke Skywalker and Jesus, and why?

Obviously Luke Skywalker, he wasn't killed by measly romans. Plus lightsabers and the force dude!

6. If me played in a movie, what kind of character would they play?

Erm...me as in the random meme generator?...maybe the evil computer AI?...?

7. What would you do without Super Mario?

Screw Mario, all I need is Megaman.

8. What song could be Wonder Woman's theme song?

"Girl, you'll be a woman soon" by Neil Diamond.

9. If Skeletor were to be mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?

Amy Winehouse! Or Jessica Alba.

10. If a poet and Bruce Campbell were locked in the same (really small) room for longer than a day, what would most likely happen?

The poet would end up chanting the Necronomicon verses and...you can guess the rest.